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Ew

I'm in a band thingy which you should look at. Sound cloud: Mr. And the killer:) A list of things that have ruined my life: Sherlock, Doctor Who, Vampire Weekend, Ezra Koenig, AHS, Rostam Batmanglij, Arctic Monkeys, Haim, Phantogram, Lorde. Singer. I hate Florida but I have 2 more years left here. Kill me. Enjoy.

olitzequation:

atane:

perfectlydreadful:

White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!

White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…

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!!!!!!

(via theperksofhavingbigboobs)

amottledrose:

Me when I have absolutely no idea what the conversation is about.

(Source: spookyblackman, via theperksofhavingbigboobs)

zxxqnge:

This guy brought his whole fucking desktop into Starbucks.

(via pianope)

iamthegreeneyedmonster:

thewanderlustlibrarian:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Reblog for “Robeneros”

So good

(via ellenderwear)

ugly:

when you say ow but it doesn’t really hurt

(Source: ugly, via royal-nuggets)

unimpressed2chainz:

idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a god damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 

(via pianope)

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